Party: Democratic Socialist for Everyone
Name: Bernie Sanders
Occupation: Former Teacher, Mayor, U.S. House of Representatives. United States Senator
Education: B.A. Political Science, boring and irrelevant next to the real world
On a Friday Night I Am: Live from New York! Oh…thats Saturday. Friday is Karaoke.
My Perfect Date Is: Have you had dinner?
Dogs or Cats: People don’t need to know what I buy in the grocery store or what the name of my dog is — I don’t own a dog, by the way — but they do need to know why billionaires are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. 
One Thing I Can’t Live Without: Income equality!
Best Thing About Me: I was arrested while protesting segregation in Chicago.
Worst Thing About Me: Have I told you about the 1%?
My Life Motto: “Let’s be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period.”