Party: Democratic Socialist for Everyone

Name: Bernie Sanders

Age: 74

Location: Vermont

Occupation: Former Teacher, Mayor, U.S. House of Representatives.  United States Senator

Education: B.A. Political Science, boring and irrelevant next to the real world

On a Friday Night I Am: Live from New York!  Oh…thats Saturday.  Friday is Karaoke.

My Perfect Date Is: Have you had dinner?

Dogs or Cats: People don’t need to know what I buy in the grocery store or what the name of my dog is — I don’t own a dog, by the way — but they do need to know why billionaires are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. [1]

One Thing I Can’t Live Without: Income equality!

Best Thing About Me: I was arrested while protesting segregation in Chicago.

Worst Thing About Me: Have I told you about the 1%?

My Life Motto: “Let’s be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period.”