Dating Profile: Ben Carson

Dating Profile: Ben Carson

Party: Republican

Name: Ben Carson

Age: 64

Location: Detroit

Occupation: Former Pediatric Neurosurgeon, Former Board Member: Kellog, Costco, Academy of Achievement

Education: M.D., B.A. Psychology

On a Friday Night I Am: Watching Grey’s Anatomy.  I’m…uh…McDreamy.

My Perfect Date Is: Well…I think…you need to be…traditional.  So, I mean,  malt shoppe and probably…a drive in…uh…..movie……..sounds exciting!

Dogs or Cats:…..Dogs and uh….Cats….too much hassle.  Maybe a fish. Or a sloth.

One Thing I Can’t Live Without: Our Lord and uh….Saviour

Best Thing About Me:  I was….uh…the first um….person ever…to separate conjoined twins!  Pretty uh….exciting….

Worst Thing About Me: Well…sometimes…I can get too excited….and…I tried to stab….my…friend.  Um…I didn’t do it …though.

My Life Motto: “God don’t make no junk.”

 

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