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Dating Profile: Donald Trump

Party: Republican

Name: Donald Trump

Age: 69

Location: New York City Baby!

Occupation: Chairman of the Board of the Best Damn Company In the World!

Education: B.S. in Economics

On a Friday Night I Am: If i’m not relaxing down in Mar-A-Lago, I expect i’m making MONAYYYYY!  But I’ll tell you, if you want to spend a little time with me, just a little time with the Trump, you know, I think thats something i’d be ok with.

My Perfect Date Is: You want Atlantic City? Whats wrong with you, we got Vegas Baby!  We even got Chicago, lets get a pizza.  You know I grew up in New York but I tell you, I love a good pizza no matter where Its from.

Dogs or Cats: I dunno…I…I can’t have these animals…you know…running around

One Thing I Can’t Live Without: A lot of people would say money here.  But thats what makes me great you know? Thats what makes me the better person.

Best Thing About Me: My hair. Ha! It’s great! I really spend the time.

Worst Thing About Me: People say i’m loud. People say i’m angry.  But you know, who are these people?  They’re jealous, and I don’t give them the time of day.

My Life Motto: “Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.”

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